10. Truly a simple concept, but for one reason or another, too hard to grasp.....JUST PUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN!!! Oh....and maybe try to keep the pee IN the toilet rather than perhaps on the seat itself or dripping down the side only to stain the pretty rug that lies on the tile. It's all about direction fellas.....think about it.
9. You wanna play videogames well into your 30s and beyond??? Go right ahead. You should know though.....the louder and more obnoxious you become while playing these mindless time occupiers, the less inclined we'll be to love on you in the bedroom. You've been told this since grade school.....indoor voices gentlemen.
8. Total turn on when you're more than willing to run to the store for tampons and/or Vagisil. Oh stop getting grossed out already....you're probably the reason for that itch in the first place! Buck up you Sally.
7. Women poop too.
6. We like to know you're thinking about us throughout the day. However, saying "Oh hunni, I thought about you today when I saw this really large chested chick with great cleavage," somehow isn't quite what we meant. Shocker I know. You're intelligent enough so think of something else k?
5. Does it add emphasis when you say the "F" word 12 times in a single sentence statement?? NOPE! You don't need to talk to us like we're your grandmother...BUT....you don't need to talk to us like we're one of your buddies either.
4. Let that guy at the end of the bar that's been staring all night long buy us a drink. It's less money you have to spend, right?
3. You're not gonna die because you sat through the Notebook! GOD!
2. Call when you say you're going to....plain and simple to us.....but apparently extremely difficult to men so work on that one for us.
1. This number one is of the utmost importance. It is not a pet peev. It is not the single desire of a gal like myself (seeings how I am the one writing this list). It is a Cardinal Rule that ALL man should adbide by when trying to maintain civility on earth with women.....drum roll please........
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.
Sound familiar? Perhaps it was something you're mother used to say? Or maybe your homeroom teacher in the 8th grade? You're homeroom teacher in the 8th grade was a woman, correct? Chances are....yes, that is correct. Anyway, you've been hearing it all your life and the statement itself is redundant, I know, but there is a reason you've been hearing it your whole life, darling. It's a damn Cardinal Rule! For some reason men all over the world test it's limits....maybe even try to break it or change it a little. Well news flash guys, it CANNOT be changed or tweeked, let alone broken. Since you've been hearing it your whole lives I won't go into it's numerous meanings, but I will say this much and leave you at that......rules are always meant to be broken and I'll be the first to admit that......but this one.....this Cardinal Rule.....has no loopholes, gentlemen, and it's not a hard one to accept. Try it sometime if you haven't already and I promise you this.....you'll praise the day I guarantee it....oh, and another plus.....if you stick to it, you'll never hear it from the mouth of another woman in your life EVER AGAIN!
Good Luck, Boys and God Bless :-)
