Random thoughts of a shallow mind bored stiff

Every girl in this classroom is sitting with her legs crossed right now. That's kinda funny.

My legs are crossed.

How come the guy next to me who wears the same darn t-shirt every day doesn't have his legs crossed?? If I asked him I bet he'd say it's cuz he has a penis and balls and they'd get in the way if he sat with his legs crossed.

That must suck, to have to sit accomodating a penis and a set of balls. Thank God for being able to sit comfortably with my legs crossed.

I really wish I hadn't bit all my nails off the other day. Now, my fingers look short and stumpy. My hands look like a little girl's hands when my fingernails are bitten. I think I might paint them later today. I'll paint them after I eat.

Ohhh food sounds wonderful right now. What could I go for?? Hmmm a yummy cheeseburger?? Ehh no I ate too much crap this weekend to have a cheeseburger today. Maybe I'll go grocery shopping for some fruit or something. I could go to a banana, or maybe an apple. How come apple skin always gets so caught in my teeth? I wonder if apple skins get caught in other people's teeth. I wonder if the kid next to me with the recycled t-shirt eats apples. An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Ok definitely doing my nails later, they look really gross today.

Oh man I have a paper due this week and a history test on Wednesday. I have to make an appointment with my advisor to register for classes next semester. I have to close at work tomorrow night. Why does my head hurt right now?? Did I bump it on something?? It really hurts. Yep, I bumped it all right. I bumped it getting into someone's car this weekend.....come to think of it I was sober when I did it too. What a friggin clutz I am.

I tripped on a plastic bag this weekend too. Almost sprained my damn ankle. Note to self, don't attempt to kick plastic bags if you have been drinking since 10am.

My hair is bugging me today, I think I need to trim my bangs cuz they keep getting stuck on my lipgloss. Stinkin' sticky lipgloss. Tastes good though.

I wish I could pay attention to this professor right now. Politics is super boring and if I attempted paying attention then I'd more than likely start to doze off; kind of like this chick in front of me who keeps looking like she's going to either bang her head on the desk or fall right out of her chair. I keep watching her. She looks funny. She can't stay awake right now for nothin. Hahaha she's looks funny.


seriously doing my nails tonight.....